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02
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by Ben Veaner
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Friday, 02 December 2005 |
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Nov
25
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by Jim Evans
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Friday, 25 November 2005 |
 SMART TALK
By Dr. Clark Chousie
HOT WATER HEATER: Don't ever go to a plumbing supplier and try to buy a hot water heater. Oh, they'll know what you mean. And they’ll probably be polite, because they see a fool and his money, soon to be parted. But they won't sell you one.
There's no such thing as a hot water heater, because who wants to heat hot water, anyway? What you're getting is a water heater. It doesn’t even say hot water heater on the box. Saying water heater consistently is a condition for discharge from the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired.
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v1i19
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25
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by Dan Veaner
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Friday, 25 November 2005 |
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As people poured into All Saints Church the ticket taker appeared a bit wide eyed as she realized the church was going to be filled to capacity. The event was "Cantemus! Master Works for the Female Voice," a concert by the Finger Lakes Women's Chorale last Sunday (11/20) to benefit the All Saints music program. The group performed five pieces ranging from the sixteenth through the twentieth centuries. Starting a few minutes late as chairs were added in the side aisles, the concert began with "Virgines prudentes" (O, Ye Wise Maidens) with part of the chorus on stage with the other on the rear balcony, covering the sanctuary with sound from both directions.
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Nov
25
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by Wendy Woods
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Friday, 25 November 2005 |
ITHACA, NY: The Kitchen Theatre Company's FAMILY FARE series continues in December with another world premiere, Winter Tales a seasonal musical with book & lyrics by Rachel Lampert and music by Lesley Greene. Winter Tales opens on December 3 and closes on December 18 with performances on Saturdays at 1:00 and 3:00pm and Sundays at 1:00 pm. This production marks the second of three original musicals in a performance series created for children and their grownups.
Rebecca, who is "nine, almost ten - almost double digits," is a very bright child, a very capable child. She generally uses very good judgment. Well, most of the time. There was the time "she decided to cut her own bangs. And the time she decided to re-color her room using her finger paints. And, she once dressed up the cat in the flower girl's outfit she was supposed to wear to her Aunt Helen's wedding." But those things had happened a very long time ago.
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25
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by Ben Veaner
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Friday, 25 November 2005 |
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