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Tompkins County Solid Waste
Aug 12 2005
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by Jim Evans   
Friday, 12 August 2005

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By Dr. Verbos Metikulos

ADVANCE RESERVATIONS:  The linguistically impaired always reserve their seats in advance.  It's part of their advance preparations.  They always want advance warning if there's a problem, so they plan ahead.  At the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired, these patients, who say they stay up until twelve midnight and get up at eight A.M. in the morning, are called temporal retentives.

 
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