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SMART TALK: Major Breakthrough |
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Jim Evans
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Friday, 29 February 2008 |
SMART TALK
By Dr. Les Terse
MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH: We've
never had a major breakthrough at
the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired.
We've had our share of breakthroughs, though, such as our
development of the Logical Systems Transplant to cure cerebroporosis.
And as to major milestones - how many minor milestones has anyone
reached? As with breakthrough, milestone
will do nicely, thank you very much.
We at the Institute achieved
a breakthrough when we described William F. Buckley Syndrome in the literature.
To call it a major breakthrough or a major milestone makes a thinking person
wonder about its true significance. You
protest too much. Really. Truly. Honestly.
I mean it.
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