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by Jim Evans
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Friday, 14 March 2008 |
 SMART TALK
by Dr. Les Terse
A LONG WAYS: Honest Al
touts his Johnson's Used Car's as
"just a little ways down from the Hotel Inn," here in Underbelly, Texas.
Dr. Clark Chousie, at the William Safire Center at the Institute
for the Linguistically Impaired, has a fine record treating what we call Plural
Compulsive Disorder. We've tried for
years to sign up poor Al, who has a full blown case.
He
retorts, "I talk as good as anybody anywheres around here. If they buy car's from me anyways,
why should I change?"
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