- By Jim Evans
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SMART TALK by Dr. Ced Riley
COLONIC TITLES: This may sound like a very private medical condition, but it's time we talked.
In the fruitful decades of our existence in Underbelly, Texas, the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired has watched with alarm how colonic titles have spread like dysentery through academia, thanks to the bacillus academius bacterium. Now general publishing has become infected.
Over in Los Libidos, Bedspring Tech's Professor Pompous Fatuous Failem, for instance, is afraid his publications won't look scholarly without a colon in the title. He would name Darwin's magnum opus Species: The Origin.
If he were naming other famous works, we'd have Gatsby: The Great One; Roland: The Song; Huckleberry Finn: The Adventures; Hamlet: A Tragedy and Errors: A Comedy.
Compared to Prof. Failem's writings, I suppose these would be examples of high colonic titles.
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The first musical of the Hangar Theatre's 35th season will be Once On This Island, performing June 18 through July 4. The original Broadway production of Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty's musical received eight Tony Award nominations including Best Musical, Book, and Score. Soulful song and dance inspired by African-Caribbean rhythms tell the story of young love caught between two different worlds on a colorful island in the West Indies.
Running to Places, the non-profit theatre company for youth across Tompkins County, presents the family-friendly musical comedy: “Honk!” The most talented middle school performers from every corner of the region bring this heartwarming adaptation of The Ugly Duckling to the Dryden Central School Auditorium, June 12-14, Friday and Saturday at 7, Sunday at 2.
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