- By Jim Evans
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SMART TALK by Dr. Clara Dix
BEST-LOVED FAVORITES: If the TV is on in the Fowler Lounge, which it is most evenings, Institute for the Linguistically Impaired therapists love to hoot at commercials for Best-Loved Favorites collections.
"No, I want the Most-Hated Favorites collection!" a doctor in his cups may shout at the screen. "They were playing mediocre favorites today in the BuyMore, another might reply, just to keep the ball in the air, as it were.
The staff refrains from doing business with companies that display linguistic impairment in their advertising, including the offer of free gifts. We urge patients to do the same. This is America. Those who speak English as a first language shouldn't sound as if it were their second or third.
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Lansing High School will perform "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" March 11th and 12th at 6:30pm and March 13th and 14th at 7:30pm in the LMS Auditorium.
The Aurora Free Library’s Family Arts Series will kick-off its season with Khac Chi’s program “Sounds of Vietnam” at the Aurora Free Library on Saturday, March 7, 2009 at 11 am. This free event is sponsored by the New York State Council on the Arts Decentralization Program and Mandel Therapy Group.
Rusty and Max are best friends from high school. When Rusty questions a large, blank piece of cardboard that Max is working on, an entanglement of language ensues that explores the complexity of communication. Max is trying to start something, but will he ever get through his conversation with Rusty to begin it?
Aurora, New York - The Wells College Visual Arts Department presents "SurfLand," an exhibition of tintype and digital photographs by Brooklyn artist Joni Sternbach. The show, which focuses primarily on contemporary surfer culture, will be on display in the String Room Gallery in Main Building from March 4 through April 2. Admission is free and the public is cordially invited to view the gallery. A reception on Wednesday, March 11 from 6:00-8:00 pm offers an opportunity to meet the artist; light refreshments will be served.
The Kitchen Theater’s 10th Annual Online Auction at the Clinton House Art Space and the State of the Art Gallery’s 20th Annual Juried Photography Competition highlight Gallery Night in Downtown Ithaca on Friday, March 6, 2009 from 5:00 to 8:00 p.m. Nine participating downtown Ithaca galleries will be holding open houses with featured exhibits, grand openings, food and beverages, while several other businesses will be hosting arts-related events. Legendary folk musician Joan Baez will also be performing at the State Theater of Ithaca.