- By Jim Evans
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Smart Talk SMART TALK By Dr. Molto Breve
SIGN UP IN ADVANCE: So many conferences and other events ask us to do this. Others want us to preregister, or even preregister in advance. Some tell us our seats must be reserved in advance, as if it were possible to register or reserve after the event.
To us at the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired, this request tells us that the event was organized by either cerebroporosis sufferers or, more likely, temporal retentives.
Instead of signing up, registering, or reserving, we send them our brochure. We describe our fundraising drive for the new Edwin Newman Clinic for temporal retentives and invite contributions.
We seldom get replies. Imagine that.
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It's six down and one to go in Lansing Recreation and Park's Concert in the Park series. Last night Joe Salzano's band played Christian music with a band made up from his church's congregation. "We're just going to play some of the old hymns and some of my new songs," Salzano said a few weeks ago. "It will be a mix of contemporary Christian music and traditional hymns."


