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Smart Talk SMART TALK By Dr. Parley Speake
VOLCANIC LAVA: It’s lava, folks. It all comes from volcanoes.
Some of our patients at the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired like to say that it’s a natural instinct to use redundant language. They even describe volcanic lava in the central core of the mountain, which in and of itself can rise up out of a flat plain. Sudden eruptions can completely destroy many native habitats in a short period of time.
Think of it. Molten rock. It must be hot. You think?
Many of our patients who talk like this come from the so-called public service field. Some even teach science to impressionable youngsters.
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